"Wise men say, only fools rush in, but I can't help falling in love with you." ~ George David Weiss, songwriter, from Can't Help Falling In Love, done by Elvis and UB40
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep." ~ Scott Adams, 'The Dilbert Principle'
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." ~ Oscar Wilde
"For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum." ~ J.W. Schopf
"Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture." ~ Jacquelyn Mitchard
"USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population." ~ David Letterman
"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics." ~ Fletcher Knebel
" 'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." ~ Abraham Lincoln
"The cruelest lies are often told in silence." ~ Robert Louis Stevenson
"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." ~ Joseph Stalin *credit to Tom for finding this one*
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege." ~ Unknown
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." ~ Rita Mae Brown *credit to Carissa*
"Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." ~ G. Randolph
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*The following quotes are from a page called Quotes to Inspire and Remember. All of them have unknown authors, so if anyone knows who said any of them, please let me know.*
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
"It hurts to love and not be loved in return, but what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel."
"A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go."
"The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like its the best conversation you've ever had."
"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."
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"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book." ~ Ronald Reagan
"I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia." ~ Woody Allen
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." ~ Woody Allen
"Be not afraid of greatness: some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them." ~ William Shakespeare, 'Twelfth Night'
"Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them." ~ Joseph Heller
"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." ~ Henry Louis Mencken
"We find comfort among those who agree with us--growth among those who don't." ~ Frank A Clark
"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say." ~ Unknown
"England and America are two countries separated by the same language." ~ George Bernard Shaw
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." ~ Rita Rudner
"Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange." ~ Robin Morgan
"I don't know anything about
music. In my line you don't have to." ~ Elvis Presley
Credits: I got many, but not all of these quotes and the ones on the "Quotes" page from: www.quoteland.com, www.quotationspage.com, and www.famous-quotations.com.